During a hard fought match with an old golfing friend of some twenty
years I hit the ball over a rock outcrop that dropped about forty feet
down. Cursing my bad luck I looked over the rocks just in time to see
the club captains wife.
She looked around and thinking no-one was
about, decided to relieve the call of nature in the most secluded spot
on the course. I gestured to my mate and pointed down to where she was
sitting and said "There's the club captains wife down there.
I bet you
the stake money for the round that she doesn't even use a tissue when
she is finished". My mate pondered the bet and then said "Of course she
will, it's the club captains wife for godsake". I smiled leaned over
the rocks and shouted at the top of my voice "MORNING MAM!!!!" and
turned to my mate to collect the bet.